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  • 1.  If a cat gets scalded with hot water, it will run from cold water too.
  • 2.  If you can't afford a horse, ride a donkey.
  • 3.  Sooner or later, the greyhound catches the fox.
  • 4.  You don't lend your woman or your horse.  (It is just a saying, for crying-out-loud.  I didn't write it!)
  • 5.  Give that bone to another dog!!!
  • 6.  Hawk, to your tree!  Rabbit, to your bush!
  • 7.  You should not tire your horse.  Neither should your tax your friends...
  • 8.  When the cat is not around, the mice will have a ball.
  • 9.  I have never seen anyone die because a donkey gored him...
  • 10.  Pigs don't dream about roses; they dream about acorns.
  • 11.  Dogs and children; they go where they know they are loved.
  • 12.  In the company of wolves, learn to howl!!!
  • 13.  Even monkeys fall off from trees!
  • 14.  In the pianist's home, even the cat meows on key.
  • 15.  An old bird won't get used to a cage.
  • These "facts" might or might not be true:
  • Largest Dog:  An Old English Mastiff by the name of Zorba. In 1989, Zorba weighed 343 pounds .  From nose to tail, he was 8 feet 3 inches long.
  • Oldest Dog:  Bluey, an Australian Cattle-dog lived to be 29 years and 5 months!
  • It is said that Indian elephants are capable of shedding tears.
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